Happy Sunday. Here’s the boyz final confession session here on the Altar Blog. They’d like to thank everyone for their amazing confessions over the tour and Granville Island run.
Confession 1: Chelsea Harris
Kind of Sin: They come in kinds?!
You know that Duggar family? The one with 18 children and their own TLC show? Well, for my friends surprise birthday party I made a game about their tendency to pop out babies. It was called “Pin the Contraceptive on the Duggar.”
Is she sorry? No.
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Confession 2: Shannon
Kind of Sin: Not specified. We think venial, though.
I pooped myself earlier today… I had to walk around with no panties on because I stunk so bad. Please don’t tell anyone.
Is she sorry? Also unspecified.
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Confession 3: Matthew, leader of the Altar Boyz
Kind of Sin: Venial
I read a confession about some lady pooping herself, and she asked us not to tell anyone… but I posted it on the Altar Blog. I just wanted to help cleanse the poop on her soul.
Is he sorry? Sure.
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Confession 4: Samantha
Kind of Sin: Mortal
I took straws, stir sticks, and tooth picks from various stands in the Granville Island Market to make a brussel sprout bouquet for my friend after her showcase. She likes brussel sprouts.
Is she sorry? No…
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