Matthew

leader of the Altar Boyz

Matthew

• I might: take up pottery.
• Favourite Bible verse: I’d like to sum up my fave verse, Titus 3:5.  “Don’t be all frontin’ on the Lord, yo.  He all up and saved your soul cuz’ he’s cool like that.”  Word.
• Favourite station of the cross: This question isn’t fair, girl.  How could I pick just one?!
• Favourite saint: St. James the Greater for two reasons.  1) It’s pretty dope to have the word “greater” in your saint name.  Kinda makes him like a Supa Saint.  2)  Jesus named him one of the Sons of Thunder, which was the name of my dad’s Christian heavy metal band in the ‘80s.
• Favourite virtue: Abstinence. Actually, it’s more like patience, which is needed to deal with the other one, y’all.
• Favourite vice: Vanity.  I know it’s a sin, but I don’t wanna meet the L-O-R-D with spinach up in my grill.   Ya never know when he’ll stop on by.
• Hobbies: Turning out phat beatz with my broz, dancing up a storm in praise of the heavenly f-to-the-ather, and decoupage.
• Turn-offs: Another trick question… you can’t turn off the Altar Boyz, cuz we’re always on, girl!
• I would describe my personal style as: A funky blend of Justin Timberlake, Zac Efron and Nick Carter.  But not weird “mushroom cut, bleached hair with roots” Nick Carter… I’m talkin’ about “Going on tour again so I gotta get me a six pack” Nick Carter.
• Secular Name: Jeremy Crittenden